You cannot be America’s 16th and tallest president when you are the shortest kid in Mrs. Walsh’s third grade class. I knew that. Still, when Mrs. Walsh told me I’d do “an admirable job”as Abe for our class presentation of great people in history, I drank in her compliment like a half pint of low-fat chocolate milk…

Glenn Michael Gordon, “The Short, Pissy Sissy Who Would Be Lincoln”

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